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VOLKSWAGEN TOURAN - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW TOURAN 1.9 TDI (90BHP) S MPV (7-SEAT) 5DR 1896CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½209.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Touranis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. You want more press quotes? OK here goes, AUTOMOTIVE NEWS on Jan 13th 2006 said: "Chat room entrepreneur sells £1m new cars a month £ with a free lunch. Much of her success is based around her unique 'sales patter' conducted in her online chatroom from Gateshead. Ling said, 'I'm the first motor retailer to use live chat room technology to drive sales. Customers can type and chat in real time to ask questions about the cars I sell or talk to me. There are serious business benefits. In a chatroom I can chat to several people at once" My 260+ happy customer letters help, too, hehe! All press quotes are on my website, so you can see if they're genuine! - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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VOLKSWAGEN GOLF - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW GOLF 1.4 (73BHP) S (A/C) HATCHBACK 3DR 1390CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½197.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Golfis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. I AM LING! Ask me questions: How do I know you are any good? Well, I have 260+ happy customer letters on my website, and 25 major press articles... Do I have to phone you? No, I have live webchat machine on my website in office hours, and you can print quotes for all my 100 cheapest cars directly with a full explanation... What do you offer over your competitors? Wow! I have free lunch, Communist Mao red books, free cash money, free Chinese polo mints, and a quiz on my website. Oh, and 260+ happy customer letters, too... Why am I still reading this instead of looking at your website? I dunno! Why not have a look at my website? - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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VOLKSWAGEN GOLF - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW GOLF 2.0 SDI (75BHP) S HATCHBACK 3DR 1968CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½198.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Golfis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. Boom boom boom, chakka chakka, boom boom - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar! Other companies are running around in circles trying to keep up with me. I make my business the most efficient in the industry. FLEET NEWS (Jan 2006) called me: 'Contract Hire's Ryanair'! ...Now, I'm not sure if my hero airline boss Michael O'Leary will be very happy with a comparison to a mad Chinese woman's contract hire car business, but I certainly am! SALE!!! CARS ONLY £1 EACH! ...ooops, maybe I/m taking this Ryanair thing too far, hehe! I sold over £10 million of cars last year (2005) so I guess I am not all that small. How many cars do some of the 'professional looking' competitors here sell, I wonder?
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VOLKSWAGEN GOLF - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW GOLF 1.9 TDI (105BHP) S HATCHBACK 5DR 1896CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH NON-METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½199.00 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Golfis a brilliant deal on my award winning WEBSITE! I try harder than any other company. In a half-page story The Financial Times (on 4th Feb 2006) said: "By operating with very low overheads, LINGsCARS is able to undercut traditional car leasing companies by as much as 35 per cent. But being just one website, Ling has had to adopt a number of stunts and added services to attract and retain her customers." You can read this FT article on my website, along with 25 more! On 14th Feb 2006 The Daily Telegraph said: "(Ling has a) ...nuclear missile mounted on a Chinese military truck beside the A1, and her website attracts 1,000 visitors a day. Pointing the missile towards Washington DC may be contentious but Ling's business growth is certainly on target. Over the past 12 months she has arranged contract hire for £10.8m of cars." ...Who else here posts major newspaper quotes? - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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VOLKSWAGEN EOS - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW EOS 2.0 TDI (138BHP) COUPE-CABRIOLET 2DR 1968CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½299.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Eosis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. My website is THE BEST! Why? Because apart from the car deals, you can get FREE LUNCH posted to you and play my QUIZ. Also, you can see lots of funny MOVIES, read my 25 PRESS ARTICLES from papers like the F.T. and the Daily Telegraph, PLUS you can read 260+ CUSTOMER LETTERS (some funny as hell!). You can CHAT to me directly from my website - using technology I 'borrowed' from SEXY CHAT ROOMS - in real-time (chatting about CAR DEALS, before you get too excited)! My NUCLEAR rocket truck (really!) is on my website, plus I publish CUSTOMER POEMS and offer you real MAO BOOKS for good ideas you submit. I have LOW overheads. Why bore yourself to death when you can ENJOY my website? :) Visit me today, I am alive, real and kicking and I sell over £1m of new cars every month - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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VOLKSWAGEN GOLF - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW GOLF 3.2 V6 (BHP) R32 4MOTION HATCHBACK 5DR 3189CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½311.35 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Golfis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. My website is THE BEST! Why? Because apart from the car deals, you can get FREE LUNCH posted to you and play my QUIZ. Also, you can see lots of funny MOVIES, read my 25 PRESS ARTICLES from papers like the F.T. and the Daily Telegraph, PLUS you can read 260+ CUSTOMER LETTERS (some funny as hell!). You can CHAT to me directly from my website - using technology I 'borrowed' from SEXY CHAT ROOMS - in real-time (chatting about CAR DEALS, before you get too excited)! My NUCLEAR rocket truck (really!) is on my website, plus I publish CUSTOMER POEMS and offer you real MAO BOOKS for good ideas you submit. I have LOW overheads. Why bore yourself to death when you can ENJOY my website? :) Visit me today, I am alive, real and kicking and I sell over £1m of new cars every month - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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VOLKSWAGEN TIGUAN - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW TIGUAN 2.0 TDI (140BHP) S 4WD STATION WAGON 5DR 1984CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½269.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Tiguanis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. My website is THE BEST! Why? Because BIRD FLU is here, I have article on my website explaining CAR FLU!! This is very dangerous condition for your new car and seems people need advice from Asian expert (me)! I even got letter a while ago asking "With regard to cars you sell that originate in the Far-East (which may include Nissans, Mazdas, Kias etc), I need the following information; What tests are carried out on the above vehicles to insure that they do not carry the virus that causes Asian Bird Flu?" What drugs people take??? Another writes: "A very entertaining web site and top quality service, I couldn't find any Chinks (sorry!) at all" That is terrible, but funny, hehe. Who would you rather deal with? - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT ESTATE - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW PASSAT ESTATE 2.0 TDI (140BHP) CR HIGHLINE ESTATE 5DR 1896CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½284.61 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Passat Estateis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. My website is THE BEST! Why? Because apart from the car deals, you can get FREE LUNCH posted to you and play my QUIZ. Also, you can see lots of funny MOVIES, read my 25 PRESS ARTICLES from papers like the F.T. and the Daily Telegraph, PLUS you can read 260+ CUSTOMER LETTERS (some funny as hell!). You can CHAT to me directly from my website - using technology I 'borrowed' from SEXY CHAT ROOMS - in real-time (chatting about CAR DEALS, before you get too excited)! My NUCLEAR rocket truck (really!) is on my website, plus I publish CUSTOMER POEMS and offer you real MAO BOOKS for good ideas you submit. I have LOW overheads. Why bore yourself to death when you can ENJOY my website? :) Visit me today, I am alive, real and kicking and I sell over £1m of new cars every month - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW PASSAT 1.9 TDI 8V (103BHP) HIGHLINE SALOON 4DR 1896CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½240.70 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Passatis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. My website is THE BEST! Why? Because BIRD FLU is here, I have article on my website explaining CAR FLU!! This is very dangerous condition for your new car and seems people need advice from Asian expert (me)! I even got letter a while ago asking "With regard to cars you sell that originate in the Far-East (which may include Nissans, Mazdas, Kias etc), I need the following information; What tests are carried out on the above vehicles to insure that they do not carry the virus that causes Asian Bird Flu?" What drugs people take??? Another writes: "A very entertaining web site and top quality service, I couldn't find any Chinks (sorry!) at all" That is terrible, but funny, hehe. Who would you rather deal with? - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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VOLKSWAGEN EOS - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW EOS 2.0 FSI 16V (150BHP) COUPE-CABRIOLET 2DR 1984CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½289.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Eosis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. My website is THE BEST! Why? Because apart from the car deals, you can get FREE LUNCH posted to you and play my QUIZ. Also, you can see lots of funny MOVIES, read my 25 PRESS ARTICLES from papers like the F.T. and the Daily Telegraph, PLUS you can read 260+ CUSTOMER LETTERS (some funny as hell!). You can CHAT to me directly from my website - using technology I 'borrowed' from SEXY CHAT ROOMS - in real-time (chatting about CAR DEALS, before you get too excited)! My NUCLEAR rocket truck (really!) is on my website, plus I publish CUSTOMER POEMS and offer you real MAO BOOKS for good ideas you submit. I have LOW overheads. Why bore yourself to death when you can ENJOY my website? :) Visit me today, I am alive, real and kicking and I sell over £1m of new cars every month - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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