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NISSAN QASHQAI - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW QASHQAI 1.6 16V (113BHP) VISIA 2WD HATCHBACK 5DR 1598CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY £189.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Qashqaiis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. I AM LING! Ask me questions: How do I know you are any good£ Well, I have 260+ happy customer letters on my website, and 25 major press articles... Do I have to phone you£ No, I have live webchat machine on my website in office hours, and you can print quotes for all my 100 cheapest cars directly with a full explanation... What do you offer over your competitors£ Wow! I have free lunch, Communist Mao red books, free cash money, free Chinese polo mints, and a quiz on my website. Oh, and 260+ happy customer letters, too... Why am I still reading this instead of looking at your website£ I dunno! Why not have a look at my website£ - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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NISSAN 350Z ROADSTER - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW 350Z ROADSTER 3.5 V6 (313BHP) CONVERTIBLE (2-SEAT) 2DR 3498CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY £375.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This 350Z Roadsteris one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. Boom boom boom, chakka chakka, boom boom - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar! Other companies are running around in circles trying to keep up with me. I make my business the most efficient in the industry. FLEET NEWS (Jan 2006) called me: 'Contract Hire's Ryanair'! ...Now, I'm not sure if my hero airline boss Michael O'Leary will be very happy with a comparison to a mad Chinese woman's contract hire car business, but I certainly am! SALE!!! CARS ONLY £1 EACH! ...ooops, maybe I/m taking this Ryanair thing too far, hehe! I sold over £10 million of cars last year (2005) so I guess I am not all that small. How many cars do some of the 'professional looking' competitors here sell, I wonder£
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NISSAN MURANO - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW MURANO 3.5 V6 (230BHP) STATION WAGON 5DR 3498CC PETROL AUTOMATIC WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY £435.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Muranois a brilliant deal on my award winning WEBSITE! I try harder than any other company. Do you want to see some customer comments£ Can anyone else be bothered to post letters like this£ "The delivery arrangements for my C4 were excellent" - William Dodd, NE12 7NY ... "No hidden charges, just exactly as you said" - Simon Hall, DL17 0LJ ... "The Mercedes E220 was delivered ontime with no problems" - Neil Thomson, SS2 6XZ ... "Excellent communication by email and phone" - David Green, Chapman Green Accountants ... "A very different and refreshing approach - Linda Saunders, TA6 4SU ... "Service via the online chat was quick and easy" - Carl Gregg, NE4 5SP ... "First class service, customer care and keen prices" - Leslie Spiers, Proem Consulting. Do you see any competitors here posting quotes£££ - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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NISSAN PATHFINDER - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW PATHFINDER 2.5 DCI (171BHP) TREK 4WD STATION WAGON (7-SEAT) 5DR 2488CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY £342.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Pathfinderis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. My website is THE BEST! Why£ Because apart from the car deals, you can get FREE LUNCH posted to you and play my QUIZ. Also, you can see lots of funny MOVIES, read my 25 PRESS ARTICLES from papers like the F.T. and the Daily Telegraph, PLUS you can read 260+ CUSTOMER LETTERS (some funny as hell!). You can CHAT to me directly from my website - using technology I 'borrowed' from SEXY CHAT ROOMS - in real-time (chatting about CAR DEALS, before you get too excited)! My NUCLEAR rocket truck (really!) is on my website, plus I publish CUSTOMER POEMS and offer you real MAO BOOKS for good ideas you submit. I have LOW overheads. Why bore yourself to death when you can ENJOY my website£ :) Visit me today, I am alive, real and kicking and I sell over £1m of new cars every month - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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NISSAN X-TRAIL - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW X-TRAIL 2.0 DCI (147BHP) AVENTURA 4WD STATION WAGON 5DR 1995CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY £280.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This X-Trailis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. I have received letter from an accountant called Suzanne Turner; "Ling is the maddest Chinese bird I have ever come across. She found me the only available Mini Cooper in the UK, plus she delivered it in double-quick time. I have worked this out (I am an accountant): This is certainly the cheapest way to run a brand-new car, in the UK today. I am 100% satisfied, 100% recommend Ling, and am 100% happy with my new Mini Cooper!" Straight from horse£s mouth! Not that customer called Suzanne looks like horse...(good job not lawyer, eh£). Why she call me "bird"£ Look on my website, I have loads of fun stuff AND over 100 brilliant, fully explained car and van offers. My website is THE BEST! - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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NISSAN X-TRAIL - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW X-TRAIL 2.0 DCI (147BHP) SPORT EXPEDITION 4WD STATION WAGON 5DR 147CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY £284.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This X-Trailis a brilliant deal on my award winning WEBSITE! I try harder than any other company. Do you want to see some customer comments£ Can anyone else be bothered to post letters like this£ "The delivery arrangements for my C4 were excellent" - William Dodd, NE12 7NY ... "No hidden charges, just exactly as you said" - Simon Hall, DL17 0LJ ... "The Mercedes E220 was delivered ontime with no problems" - Neil Thomson, SS2 6XZ ... "Excellent communication by email and phone" - David Green, Chapman Green Accountants ... "A very different and refreshing approach - Linda Saunders, TA6 4SU ... "Service via the online chat was quick and easy" - Carl Gregg, NE4 5SP ... "First class service, customer care and keen prices" - Leslie Spiers, Proem Consulting. Do you see any competitors here posting quotes£££ - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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NISSAN X-TRAIL - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW X-TRAIL 2.0 DCI (147BHP) SPORT EXPEDITION EXTREME 4WD STATION WAGON 5DR 1995CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY £290.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This X-Trailis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. My website is THE BEST! Why£ Because apart from the car deals, you can get FREE LUNCH posted to you and play my QUIZ. Also, you can see lots of funny MOVIES, read my 25 PRESS ARTICLES from papers like the F.T. and the Daily Telegraph, PLUS you can read 260+ CUSTOMER LETTERS (some funny as hell!). You can CHAT to me directly from my website - using technology I 'borrowed' from SEXY CHAT ROOMS - in real-time (chatting about CAR DEALS, before you get too excited)! My NUCLEAR rocket truck (really!) is on my website, plus I publish CUSTOMER POEMS and offer you real MAO BOOKS for good ideas you submit. I have LOW overheads. Why bore yourself to death when you can ENJOY my website£ :) Visit me today, I am alive, real and kicking and I sell over £1m of new cars every month - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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NISSAN MICRA - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW MICRA 1.2 (64BHP) ACENTA HATCHBACK 3DR 1240CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY £128.60 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Micrais one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. In January 2006, BUSINESS 550, the magazine for decision makes in £5m-£50m companies, said "There's no stopping the whirlwind that is Ling Valentine, the scourge of car contract hire companies up and down the land. As Ling says, she 'may be a woman from Chengdu city in China with a population of 20 million, living in Gateshead comprising 20,000 Geordies and me!' but it hasn't stopped her generating over £10m in car sales in 2005. Integral to her success is her website; www.LINGsCARS.com, which is worth visiting if for nothing else, for her blogs. They are the stuff of legend. She's dubbed 'the crazy Chinese housewife' by the media" ...Oh, thank you BUSINESS 550 magazine! Why not have a look at my website£ - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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NISSAN X-TRAIL - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW X-TRAIL 2.0 DCI (147BHP) SPORT 4WD STATION WAGON 5DR 1995CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY £251.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This X-Trailis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. I have received letter from an accountant called Suzanne Turner; "Ling is the maddest Chinese bird I have ever come across. She found me the only available Mini Cooper in the UK, plus she delivered it in double-quick time. I have worked this out (I am an accountant): This is certainly the cheapest way to run a brand-new car, in the UK today. I am 100% satisfied, 100% recommend Ling, and am 100% happy with my new Mini Cooper!" Straight from horse£s mouth! Not that customer called Suzanne looks like horse...(good job not lawyer, eh£). Why she call me "bird"£ Look on my website, I have loads of fun stuff AND over 100 brilliant, fully explained car and van offers. My website is THE BEST! - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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NISSAN NOTE - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW NOTE 1.4 (88BHP) VISIA HATCHBACK 5DR 1386CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY £149.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Noteis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. Mr Mao ex-leader of China said, "It is not hard for one to do a bit of good. What is hard is to do good all one's life and never do anything bad, to act consistently in the interests of the broad masses, the young people and the revolution, and to engage in arduous struggle for decades on end. That is the hardest thing of all!" And that is the spirit of my website £ inspired by 20 years of my life growing up in China. Now I work harder than competitors, I have more soul (dude) and in the words of another slightly less great leader £ Tony Blair; "People of Britain! You can trust me." ...I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar, and for breakfast I eat bigger contract hire brokers! Yum, yum, chopsticks at dawn!
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NISSAN X-TRAIL - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW X-TRAIL 2.0 DCI (147BHP) TREK 4WD STATION WAGON 5DR 1995CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY £242.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This X-Trailis one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. My website is THE BEST! Why£ Because BIRD FLU is here, I have article on my website explaining CAR FLU!! This is very dangerous condition for your new car and seems people need advice from Asian expert (me)! I even got letter a while ago asking "With regard to cars you sell that originate in the Far-East (which may include Nissans, Mazdas, Kias etc), I need the following information; What tests are carried out on the above vehicles to insure that they do not carry the virus that causes Asian Bird Flu£" What drugs people take£££ Another writes: "A very entertaining web site and top quality service, I couldn't find any Chinks (sorry!) at all" That is terrible, but funny, hehe. Who would you rather deal with£ - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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