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MINI CLUBMAN - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW CLUBMAN 1.6 D 16V (108BHP) ESTATE 4DR 1560CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY £229.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Clubman is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. Mr Mao ex-leader of China said, "It is not hard for one to do a bit of good. What is hard is to do good all one's life and never do anything bad, to act consistently in the interests of the broad masses, the young people and the revolution, and to engage in arduous struggle for decades on end. That is the hardest thing of all!" And that is the spirit of my website ? inspired by 20 years of my life growing up in China. Now I work harder than competitors, I have more soul (dude) and in the words of another slightly less great leader ? Tony Blair; "People of Britain! You can trust me." ...I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar, and for breakfast I eat bigger contract hire brokers! Yum, yum, chopsticks at dawn!
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MINI CLUBMAN - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW CLUBMAN 1.6 16V (120BHP) ESTATE 4DR 1598CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY £246.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Clubman is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. You want more press quotes? OK here goes, AUTOMOTIVE NEWS on Jan 13th 2006 said: "Chat room entrepreneur sells ?1m new cars a month ? with a free lunch. Much of her success is based around her unique 'sales patter' conducted in her online chatroom from Gateshead. Ling said, 'I'm the first motor retailer to use live chat room technology to drive sales. Customers can type and chat in real time to ask questions about the cars I sell or talk to me. There are serious business benefits. In a chatroom I can chat to several people at once" My 260+ happy customer letters help, too, hehe! All press quotes are on my website, so you can see if they're genuine! - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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MINI CLUBMAN - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW CLUBMAN 1.6 D 16V (108BHP) ESTATE 4DR 1560CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY £246.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Clubman is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. You want more press quotes? OK here goes, AUTOMOTIVE NEWS on Jan 13th 2006 said: "Chat room entrepreneur sells ?1m new cars a month ? with a free lunch. Much of her success is based around her unique 'sales patter' conducted in her online chatroom from Gateshead. Ling said, 'I'm the first motor retailer to use live chat room technology to drive sales. Customers can type and chat in real time to ask questions about the cars I sell or talk to me. There are serious business benefits. In a chatroom I can chat to several people at once" My 260+ happy customer letters help, too, hehe! All press quotes are on my website, so you can see if they're genuine! - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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MINI ONE - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW ONE 1.4 16V (93BHP) ONE HATCHBACK 3DR 1397CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY £216.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This One is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. Boom boom boom, chakka chakka, boom boom - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar! Other companies are running around in circles trying to keep up with me. I make my business the most efficient in the industry. FLEET NEWS (Jan 2006) called me: 'Contract Hire's Ryanair'! ...Now, I'm not sure if my hero airline boss Michael O'Leary will be very happy with a comparison to a mad Chinese woman's contract hire car business, but I certainly am! SALE!!! CARS ONLY ?1 EACH! ...ooops, maybe I/m taking this Ryanair thing too far, hehe! I sold over ?10 million of cars last year (2005) so I guess I am not all that small. How many cars do some of the 'professional looking' competitors here sell, I wonder?
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MINI COOPER - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW COOPER 1.6 (120BHP) HATCHBACK 3DR 1598CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY £243.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Cooper is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. You want more press quotes? OK here goes, AUTOMOTIVE NEWS on Jan 13th 2006 said: "Chat room entrepreneur sells ?1m new cars a month ? with a free lunch. Much of her success is based around her unique 'sales patter' conducted in her online chatroom from Gateshead. Ling said, 'I'm the first motor retailer to use live chat room technology to drive sales. Customers can type and chat in real time to ask questions about the cars I sell or talk to me. There are serious business benefits. In a chatroom I can chat to several people at once" My 260+ happy customer letters help, too, hehe! All press quotes are on my website, so you can see if they're genuine! - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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MINI COOPER - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW COOPER 1.6 D (108BHP) HATCHBACK 3DR 1560CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY £219.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Cooper is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. Mr Mao ex-leader of China said, "It is not hard for one to do a bit of good. What is hard is to do good all one's life and never do anything bad, to act consistently in the interests of the broad masses, the young people and the revolution, and to engage in arduous struggle for decades on end. That is the hardest thing of all!" And that is the spirit of my website ? inspired by 20 years of my life growing up in China. Now I work harder than competitors, I have more soul (dude) and in the words of another slightly less great leader ? Tony Blair; "People of Britain! You can trust me." ...I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar, and for breakfast I eat bigger contract hire brokers! Yum, yum, chopsticks at dawn!
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MINI ONE CONVERTIBLE - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW ONE CONVERTIBLE 1.6 (93BHP) ONE CONVERTIBLE 2DR 1598CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY £245.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This One Convertible is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. I AM LING! Ask me questions: How do I know you are any good? Well, I have 260+ happy customer letters on my website, and 25 major press articles... Do I have to phone you? No, I have live webchat machine on my website in office hours, and you can print quotes for all my 100 cheapest cars directly with a full explanation... What do you offer over your competitors? Wow! I have free lunch, Communist Mao red books, free cash money, free Chinese polo mints, and a quiz on my website. Oh, and 260+ happy customer letters, too... Why am I still reading this instead of looking at your website? I dunno! Why not have a look at my website? - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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MINI CLUBMAN - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW CLUBMAN 1.6 16V (120BHP) ESTATE 4DR 1598CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY £225.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Clubman is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. Mr Mao ex-leader of China said, "It is not hard for one to do a bit of good. What is hard is to do good all one's life and never do anything bad, to act consistently in the interests of the broad masses, the young people and the revolution, and to engage in arduous struggle for decades on end. That is the hardest thing of all!" And that is the spirit of my website ? inspired by 20 years of my life growing up in China. Now I work harder than competitors, I have more soul (dude) and in the words of another slightly less great leader ? Tony Blair; "People of Britain! You can trust me." ...I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar, and for breakfast I eat bigger contract hire brokers! Yum, yum, chopsticks at dawn!
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MINI COOPER - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW COOPER 1.6 (120BHP) HATCHBACK 3DR 1598CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY £218.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Cooper is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. Mr Mao ex-leader of China said, "It is not hard for one to do a bit of good. What is hard is to do good all one's life and never do anything bad, to act consistently in the interests of the broad masses, the young people and the revolution, and to engage in arduous struggle for decades on end. That is the hardest thing of all!" And that is the spirit of my website ? inspired by 20 years of my life growing up in China. Now I work harder than competitors, I have more soul (dude) and in the words of another slightly less great leader ? Tony Blair; "People of Britain! You can trust me." ...I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar, and for breakfast I eat bigger contract hire brokers! Yum, yum, chopsticks at dawn!
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MINI ONE - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW ONE 1.4 16V (93BHP) ONE HATCHBACK 3DR 1397CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY £195.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This One is a brilliant deal on my award winning WEBSITE! I try harder than any other company. In a half-page story The Financial Times (on 4th Feb 2006) said: "By operating with very low overheads, LINGsCARS is able to undercut traditional car leasing companies by as much as 35 per cent. But being just one website, Ling has had to adopt a number of stunts and added services to attract and retain her customers." You can read this FT article on my website, along with 25 more! On 14th Feb 2006 The Daily Telegraph said: "(Ling has a) ...nuclear missile mounted on a Chinese military truck beside the A1, and her website attracts 1,000 visitors a day. Pointing the missile towards Washington DC may be contentious but Ling's business growth is certainly on target. Over the past 12 months she has arranged contract hire for ?10.8m of cars." ...Who else here posts major newspaper quotes? - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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MINI COOPER CONVERTIBLE - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW COOPER CONVERTIBLE 1.6 (116BHP) CONVERTIBLE 2DR 1598CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY £247.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This Cooper Convertible is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. My website is THE BEST! Why? Because apart from the car deals, you can get FREE LUNCH posted to you and play my QUIZ. Also, you can see lots of funny MOVIES, read my 25 PRESS ARTICLES from papers like the F.T. and the Daily Telegraph, PLUS you can read 260+ CUSTOMER LETTERS (some funny as hell!). You can CHAT to me directly from my website - using technology I 'borrowed' from SEXY CHAT ROOMS - in real-time (chatting about CAR DEALS, before you get too excited)! My NUCLEAR rocket truck (really!) is on my website, plus I publish CUSTOMER POEMS and offer you real MAO BOOKS for good ideas you submit. I have LOW overheads. Why bore yourself to death when you can ENJOY my website? :) Visit me today, I am alive, real and kicking and I sell over ?1m of new cars every month - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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MINI ONE CONVERTIBLE - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW ONE CONVERTIBLE 1.6 (93BHP) ONE CONVERTIBLE 2DR 1598CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY £214.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This One Convertible is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. In January 2006, BUSINESS 550, the magazine for decision makes in ?5m-?50m companies, said "There's no stopping the whirlwind that is Ling Valentine, the scourge of car contract hire companies up and down the land. As Ling says, she 'may be a woman from Chengdu city in China with a population of 20 million, living in Gateshead comprising 20,000 Geordies and me!' but it hasn't stopped her generating over ?10m in car sales in 2005. Integral to her success is her website; www.LINGsCARS.com, which is worth visiting if for nothing else, for her blogs. They are the stuff of legend. She's dubbed 'the crazy Chinese housewife' by the media" ...Oh, thank you BUSINESS 550 magazine! Why not have a look at my website? - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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