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AUDI A5 - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW A5 2.7 TDI (187BHP) MULTITRONIC COUPE 2DR 2698CC DIESEL AUTOMATIC WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½449.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This A5 is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. Boom boom boom, chakka chakka, boom boom - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar! Other companies are running around in circles trying to keep up with me. I make my business the most efficient in the industry. FLEET NEWS (Jan 2006) called me: 'Contract Hire's Ryanair'! ...Now, I'm not sure if my hero airline boss Michael O'Leary will be very happy with a comparison to a mad Chinese woman's contract hire car business, but I certainly am! SALE!!! CARS ONLY £1 EACH! ...ooops, maybe I/m taking this Ryanair thing too far, hehe! I sold over £10 million of cars last year (2005) so I guess I am not all that small. How many cars do some of the 'professional looking' competitors here sell, I wonder?
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AUDI A5 - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW A5 2.7 TDI (187BHP) SPORT MULTITRONIC COUPE 2DR 2698CC DIESEL AUTOMATIC WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½459.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This A5 is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. Boom boom boom, chakka chakka, boom boom - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar! Other companies are running around in circles trying to keep up with me. I make my business the most efficient in the industry. FLEET NEWS (Jan 2006) called me: 'Contract Hire's Ryanair'! ...Now, I'm not sure if my hero airline boss Michael O'Leary will be very happy with a comparison to a mad Chinese woman's contract hire car business, but I certainly am! SALE!!! CARS ONLY £1 EACH! ...ooops, maybe I/m taking this Ryanair thing too far, hehe! I sold over £10 million of cars last year (2005) so I guess I am not all that small. How many cars do some of the 'professional looking' competitors here sell, I wonder?
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AUDI A5 - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW A5 1.8 T FSI 16V (164BHP) COUPE 2DR 1798CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½369.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This A5 is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. My website is THE BEST! Why? Because BIRD FLU is here, I have article on my website explaining CAR FLU!! This is very dangerous condition for your new car and seems people need advice from Asian expert (me)! I even got letter a while ago asking "With regard to cars you sell that originate in the Far-East (which may include Nissans, Mazdas, Kias etc), I need the following information; What tests are carried out on the above vehicles to insure that they do not carry the virus that causes Asian Bird Flu?" What drugs people take??? Another writes: "A very entertaining web site and top quality service, I couldn't find any Chinks (sorry!) at all" That is terrible, but funny, hehe. Who would you rather deal with? - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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AUDI A5 - A 3-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW A5 1.8 T FSI 16V (164BHP) SPORT COUPE 2DR 1798CC PETROL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+35 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½379.99 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This A5 is a brilliant deal on my award winning WEBSITE! I try harder than any other company. In a half-page story The Financial Times (on 4th Feb 2006) said: "By operating with very low overheads, LINGsCARS is able to undercut traditional car leasing companies by as much as 35 per cent. But being just one website, Ling has had to adopt a number of stunts and added services to attract and retain her customers." You can read this FT article on my website, along with 25 more! On 14th Feb 2006 The Daily Telegraph said: "(Ling has a) ...nuclear missile mounted on a Chinese military truck beside the A1, and her website attracts 1,000 visitors a day. Pointing the missile towards Washington DC may be contentious but Ling's business growth is certainly on target. Over the past 12 months she has arranged contract hire for £10.8m of cars." ...Who else here posts major newspaper quotes? - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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AUDI A3 - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW A3 (NEW SHAPE) 1.6 (102BHP) HATCHBACK 3DR 1595CC PETROL MANUAL WITH NON-METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½188.83 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This A3 is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. Boom boom boom, chakka chakka, boom boom - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar! Other companies are running around in circles trying to keep up with me. I make my business the most efficient in the industry. FLEET NEWS (Jan 2006) called me: 'Contract Hire's Ryanair'! ...Now, I'm not sure if my hero airline boss Michael O'Leary will be very happy with a comparison to a mad Chinese woman's contract hire car business, but I certainly am! SALE!!! CARS ONLY £1 EACH! ...ooops, maybe I/m taking this Ryanair thing too far, hehe! I sold over £10 million of cars last year (2005) so I guess I am not all that small. How many cars do some of the 'professional looking' competitors here sell, I wonder?
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AUDI A6 AVANT - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW A6 AVANT 2.7 TDI V6 (177BHP) LE MANS ESTATE 5DR 2698CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½405.88 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This A6 Avant is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. You want more press quotes? OK here goes, AUTOMOTIVE NEWS on Jan 13th 2006 said: "Chat room entrepreneur sells £1m new cars a month £ with a free lunch. Much of her success is based around her unique 'sales patter' conducted in her online chatroom from Gateshead. Ling said, 'I'm the first motor retailer to use live chat room technology to drive sales. Customers can type and chat in real time to ask questions about the cars I sell or talk to me. There are serious business benefits. In a chatroom I can chat to several people at once" My 260+ happy customer letters help, too, hehe! All press quotes are on my website, so you can see if they're genuine! - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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AUDI A6 AVANT - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW A6 AVANT 2.7 TDI V6 (177BHP) LE MANS ESTATE 5DR 2698CC DIESEL AUTOMATIC WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½412.30 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This A6 Avant is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. My website is THE BEST! Why? Because apart from the car deals, you can get FREE LUNCH posted to you and play my QUIZ. Also, you can see lots of funny MOVIES, read my 25 PRESS ARTICLES from papers like the F.T. and the Daily Telegraph, PLUS you can read 260+ CUSTOMER LETTERS (some funny as hell!). You can CHAT to me directly from my website - using technology I 'borrowed' from SEXY CHAT ROOMS - in real-time (chatting about CAR DEALS, before you get too excited)! My NUCLEAR rocket truck (really!) is on my website, plus I publish CUSTOMER POEMS and offer you real MAO BOOKS for good ideas you submit. I have LOW overheads. Why bore yourself to death when you can ENJOY my website? :) Visit me today, I am alive, real and kicking and I sell over £1m of new cars every month - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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AUDI A6 AVANT - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW A6 AVANT 2.7 TDI 24V (177BHP) QUATTRO LE MANS TIPTRONICS ESTATE 5DR 2698CC DIESEL AUTOMATIC WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½421.91 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This A6 Avant is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. Boom boom boom, chakka chakka, boom boom - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar! Other companies are running around in circles trying to keep up with me. I make my business the most efficient in the industry. FLEET NEWS (Jan 2006) called me: 'Contract Hire's Ryanair'! ...Now, I'm not sure if my hero airline boss Michael O'Leary will be very happy with a comparison to a mad Chinese woman's contract hire car business, but I certainly am! SALE!!! CARS ONLY £1 EACH! ...ooops, maybe I/m taking this Ryanair thing too far, hehe! I sold over £10 million of cars last year (2005) so I guess I am not all that small. How many cars do some of the 'professional looking' competitors here sell, I wonder?
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AUDI A6 AVANT - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW A6 AVANT 3.0 TDI 24V (229BHP) QUATTRO LE MANS TIP ESTATE 4DR 2967CC DIESEL AUTOMATIC WITH METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½496.12 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This A6 Avant is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. I AM LING! Ask me questions: How do I know you are any good? Well, I have 260+ happy customer letters on my website, and 25 major press articles... Do I have to phone you? No, I have live webchat machine on my website in office hours, and you can print quotes for all my 100 cheapest cars directly with a full explanation... What do you offer over your competitors? Wow! I have free lunch, Communist Mao red books, free cash money, free Chinese polo mints, and a quiz on my website. Oh, and 260+ happy customer letters, too... Why am I still reading this instead of looking at your website? I dunno! Why not have a look at my website? - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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AUDI A3 - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW A3 (NEW SHAPE) 1.9 TDIE (105BHP) HATCHBACK 3DR 1896CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH NON-METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½226.42 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This A3 is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. My website is THE BEST! Why? Because BIRD FLU is here, I have article on my website explaining CAR FLU!! This is very dangerous condition for your new car and seems people need advice from Asian expert (me)! I even got letter a while ago asking "With regard to cars you sell that originate in the Far-East (which may include Nissans, Mazdas, Kias etc), I need the following information; What tests are carried out on the above vehicles to insure that they do not carry the virus that causes Asian Bird Flu?" What drugs people take??? Another writes: "A very entertaining web site and top quality service, I couldn't find any Chinks (sorry!) at all" That is terrible, but funny, hehe. Who would you rather deal with? - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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AUDI A3 - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW A3 (NEW SHAPE) 1.6 (102BHP) SPORTBACK HATCHBACK 5DR 1595CC PETROL MANUAL WITH NON-METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½194.44 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This A3 is a brilliant deal on my award winning WEBSITE! I try harder than any other company. Do you want to see some customer comments? Can anyone else be bothered to post letters like this? "The delivery arrangements for my C4 were excellent" - William Dodd, NE12 7NY ... "No hidden charges, just exactly as you said" - Simon Hall, DL17 0LJ ... "The Mercedes E220 was delivered ontime with no problems" - Neil Thomson, SS2 6XZ ... "Excellent communication by email and phone" - David Green, Chapman Green Accountants ... "A very different and refreshing approach - Linda Saunders, TA6 4SU ... "Service via the online chat was quick and easy" - Carl Gregg, NE4 5SP ... "First class service, customer care and keen prices" - Leslie Spiers, Proem Consulting. Do you see any competitors here posting quotes??? - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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AUDI A3 - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW A3 (NEW SHAPE) 1.4 TFSI 16V (125BHP) SPORTBACK HATCHBACK 5DR 1390CC PETROL MANUAL WITH NON-METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½232.12 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This A3 is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. You want more press quotes? OK here goes: FLEET NEWS on Jan 24th 2006 said: "What's hot on the net? - Visitors to www.LINGsCARS.com will set sail on a bizarre journey through the mind of Chinese entrepreneur Ling Valentine, who uses a rather 'unique' sales banter with her customers. She's the 'Ryanair of contract hire', and gives away Chinese meals, Chinese money, poetry and communist books among other incentives. It sounds odd and it is. While one part of the logical brain is screaming 'how could I possibly trust the handling of my new car to this website?', the other is admiring the way trust is created through this highly personal service." My 260+ happy customer letters help too, hehe! - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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AUDI A3 - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW A3 (NEW SHAPE) 1.4 TSFI 16V (125BHP) SE HATCHBACK 3DR 1390CC PETROL MANUAL WITH NON-METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½200.80 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This A3 is a brilliant deal on my award winning WEBSITE! I try harder than any other company. Do you want to see some customer comments? Can anyone else be bothered to post letters like this? "The delivery arrangements for my C4 were excellent" - William Dodd, NE12 7NY ... "No hidden charges, just exactly as you said" - Simon Hall, DL17 0LJ ... "The Mercedes E220 was delivered ontime with no problems" - Neil Thomson, SS2 6XZ ... "Excellent communication by email and phone" - David Green, Chapman Green Accountants ... "A very different and refreshing approach - Linda Saunders, TA6 4SU ... "Service via the online chat was quick and easy" - Carl Gregg, NE4 5SP ... "First class service, customer care and keen prices" - Leslie Spiers, Proem Consulting. Do you see any competitors here posting quotes??? - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar!
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AUDI A3 - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW A3 (NEW SHAPE) 1.8 TFSI 16V (160BHP) SE HATCHBACK 3DR 1798CC PETROL MANUAL WITH NON-METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½215.41 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This A3 is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. Mr Mao ex-leader of China said, "It is not hard for one to do a bit of good. What is hard is to do good all one's life and never do anything bad, to act consistently in the interests of the broad masses, the young people and the revolution, and to engage in arduous struggle for decades on end. That is the hardest thing of all!" And that is the spirit of my website £ inspired by 20 years of my life growing up in China. Now I work harder than competitors, I have more soul (dude) and in the words of another slightly less great leader £ Tony Blair; "People of Britain! You can trust me." ...I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar, and for breakfast I eat bigger contract hire brokers! Yum, yum, chopsticks at dawn!
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AUDI A3 - A 2-YEAR DEAL ON MY AWARD WINNING WEBSITE; NEW A3 (NEW SHAPE) 1.9 TDI (105BHP) SE HATCHBACK 3DR 1896CC DIESEL MANUAL WITH NON-METALLIC PAINT, ON A 3+23 PROFILE, ONLY Ï¿½211.60 PER MONTH! HEY, I AM LING!
This A3 is one of more than 100 CHEAPEST car and van deals on my LIVE website for both business and personal customers. Boom boom boom, chakka chakka, boom boom - I AM LING, friendly Chinese female human car sales superstar! Other companies are running around in circles trying to keep up with me. I make my business the most efficient in the industry. FLEET NEWS (Jan 2006) called me: 'Contract Hire's Ryanair'! ...Now, I'm not sure if my hero airline boss Michael O'Leary will be very happy with a comparison to a mad Chinese woman's contract hire car business, but I certainly am! SALE!!! CARS ONLY £1 EACH! ...ooops, maybe I/m taking this Ryanair thing too far, hehe! I sold over £10 million of cars last year (2005) so I guess I am not all that small. How many cars do some of the 'professional looking' competitors here sell, I wonder?
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